Tombstone Epitaph Limerick

I will create for you a one-of-a-kind bespoke tombstone limerick for you or someone you know, based on provided information.

The photo above depicts a simple rhyme, but limericks are more interesting, following an AABBA pattern.

Here's a few I wrote for members of our team at &yet, most of which include in-jokes:

Six feet deep dear Luke sleeps with no rouse

We are relieved for the peace this allows

No more are his cries

For at last he sighs:

"I've finally fenced out all those cows."

Here lies a woman named Jenn.

As sharp as the tip of her pen.

Her humor and wit: nice,

But do take her advice:

"Lay on the floor, you'll feel zen."

Super dead here's a Sarah called Bray.

If you asked her, we know what she'd say:

"That's super great."

"I'm running late."

"Can we postpone our 1 on 1 today?"

Under the grass lies our friendly friend NLF.

His skills just would not fit on a shelf

He'd give you his all

And if he spots you, he'll call:

"I made some beef jerky. Help yourself."

Expired here is a Lamendola named Jon:

Chef, zymologist, hacker—no con.

We asked him to cook.

He said, "I'll take a look."

Now there's CSRF in our croutons.